We went to the Santa Sailboat parade thingy on the bayou where Santa arrived by some manner of redneck boat and then drunkenly threw candy canes from the boat to the kids on the dock.
|Ease up on the egg nog!|
Most of the candy canes went on to the fish in the bayou. I said, "See? Real Santa wouldn't pollute the water with plastic wrappers! Plus there are no reindeer!" She said, "Of course not, Dummy! Reindeer FLY, they don't SWIM." Duh.
|Wait til she sees this!|